What Current Duck are you?

I know we've done this type of thing before on a variety of topics, but if you had to compare us to Ducks who would each of us be and why?

• Lach = Brandon Bair - He is the older, wiser one of the group. And have you seen his arms? Bair arms.
• Blatts = Nate Costa - A career back-up, who every once in a while surprises you. He's been around the block, has a good sense of his role on the team, but has sneaky athleticism. A crowd favorite.
• Sam = DJ Davis - He may not get the the stardom of the others, but he is effective and has a mean-streak.  He'll hit you and you'll know about it. And he always comes through when you need it.
• Grbs = Cliff Harris - Bold. Loud. Has those "Wow" moments. He has no problem making a bold claim. He is the "cheese on the nachos" (quote by Cliffy). Despite his strong play, he'll probably end up playing in NFL Europe.
• Josh = Bo Thran - Always protecting your blind side. May not make the headlines, but sure is shit a key to success.
• Brad = David Paulson - Soft hands. Skinny white boy, who doesn't look like he has game, but then Boom! He is reliable, but he should stick to catching balls. I hear he is a HORRIBLE long snapper.
• Cam = John Boyett - Pound for pound the strongest person on the team. Looks better with a beard.

Ok, now your turn. Are these perfect? Am I way off? Is Brad more of a Jackson Rice? I feel like there are probably better ones for all of these, but let me know what you think.