Running out of Knees - Bring on the Bears

I'm sure you are all with me, when I say "thank you, Nate." That guy went through a lot to just stay on the team and contribute in anyway he could. It sucks a freak-accident on a field goal ended his career... but I guess that's sort of been the way his career has gone. I wish him the best of luck in whatever he does.

Now on to the other issues:

Brian Bennett should redshirt if he can. Hawkins can play in garbage time if needed. No point burning a redshirt to get "game experience" in garbage time. People say he can use his redshirt next year if needed, but that's not happening. He will be our #2 next year.

Cal Bears. I have been nervous for every away game, other than WSU, this season. This week is no different. But I think with our momentum, the lackluster start we had against UW (won't let that happen again), their back-up QB playing and the fact that we are the Ducks and most explosive team in the country, gives me a lot confidence.

I envision another classic Duck road game. Close at half and then the speed an pace wears them down and we pull a 24 point victory. 48 - 24.

Additional thoughts - LMJ gets 175 yards, 2 TDs. Cliff gets a TD. Huff leads the team in receiving.

Predictions? 

But before we win the game Saturday, we need to Win The Day, today.


 

2nd Amendment

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To quote the 2nd Amendment



"I was out splitting wood all day long and I come in at dark, somebody sent me a text message saying, 'hey do you know Ohio (State's) down or whatever.''




http://www.statesmanjournal.com/article/20101019/SPORTS/10190337/1018&referrer=NEWSFRONTCAROUSEL

The difference between UO and OSU.

Our punter's name is Jackson Rice. Their punter's name is Johnny Hecker...

Welcome to the #1 spot, Oregon Ducks.

Beer, Babe, Duck.

Binge Drinking, Hot Babes and Ducks Football go together better than anything. Put together your three most complimentary ingredients in the recipe for success.

One Beer. One Babe. One Duck.

I'll start.

Beer: Westvleteren Abt. 12 - This Belgian brew flies very much under the radar. This beer is only available AT the monastery in Belgium, and has the smallest output of any of the Trappist Breweries. That said, it is fantastic tasting, and it packs a 10+ ABV punch...

Babe: Melissa Theuriau - This French reporter lacks the celebrity of many other babes, however it's not hard to appreciate what she contributes to the news desk. She is a legend among her smaller circle of admirers, but when exposed to a larger audience, nobody can deny her quality...

Duck: Boseko Lokombo - This Duck LB was born in the Democratic Republic of Congo, raised in Montreal and Vancouver BC, studied abroad in Eugene as a HS Junior, and now wreaks havoc on opposing defenses. Because he is a backup, he has yet to be lauded as the stud he is. Like Theuriau, this internationalist speaks French, and like Westvleteren Abt. 12, he brings the stealthy hammer.

The connection: International. Underrated. Incredible.

Go Ducks.

LET THE COMMENTS BEGIN!!!

What Current Duck are you?

I know we've done this type of thing before on a variety of topics, but if you had to compare us to Ducks who would each of us be and why?

• Lach = Brandon Bair - He is the older, wiser one of the group. And have you seen his arms? Bair arms.
• Blatts = Nate Costa - A career back-up, who every once in a while surprises you. He's been around the block, has a good sense of his role on the team, but has sneaky athleticism. A crowd favorite.
• Sam = DJ Davis - He may not get the the stardom of the others, but he is effective and has a mean-streak.  He'll hit you and you'll know about it. And he always comes through when you need it.
• Grbs = Cliff Harris - Bold. Loud. Has those "Wow" moments. He has no problem making a bold claim. He is the "cheese on the nachos" (quote by Cliffy). Despite his strong play, he'll probably end up playing in NFL Europe.
• Josh = Bo Thran - Always protecting your blind side. May not make the headlines, but sure is shit a key to success.
• Brad = David Paulson - Soft hands. Skinny white boy, who doesn't look like he has game, but then Boom! He is reliable, but he should stick to catching balls. I hear he is a HORRIBLE long snapper.
• Cam = John Boyett - Pound for pound the strongest person on the team. Looks better with a beard.

Ok, now your turn. Are these perfect? Am I way off? Is Brad more of a Jackson Rice? I feel like there are probably better ones for all of these, but let me know what you think.

Exhibit A (#3: Talk Sh** about our Rivals:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlChm9UORZ8

LGB punching beavers in the face at 0:08.

Go Ducks.

Improvement Week.

“Improvement Week”

The Ducks may not be playing this weekend, but that by no means we have a bye-week,” rather this is an improvement week. Yes the additional time to heal injuries, plan for the next game and refocus on the overall goals of the team are important. But this week is not just for the team to improve and take strides to achieve the ultimate goal, but for the fans to do their part as well.

This Saturday when you sit on the couch and turn on the big screen (or if you are Europe, sit on the futon and open your laptop) to watch college football, remember you must do your part because there is no “I” in National Championship. 

Here are four things as fans we can do to help our Ducks while we are on our Improvement Week:

1. Drink like you’re at a tailgate: Giving your liver, head, etc. a week off would seem like the best approach, but in fact that’s not the case. The moment you lighten up, your body won’t be trained to put down two Blue Raspberry Mad Dogs or putting away a half-rack of Nick Lachey’s with ease. Do you think Casey Matthews stops power cleaning because there is no one on the scheduled? No. You shouldn’t either.
2. Watch other teams play: This is one of those rare weekends where you can spend time scouting other teams. Watch Wisconsin v OSU, or Cal v  USC. See how your Ducks stand-up to some of the other teams in the country. I can promise you Darron Thomas is still watching game film this week to prepare, so you should too.
3. Talk Sh** about our Rivals: Perhaps we could give the Beavs or Huskies a break this week, because no matter what happens, the Ducks won’t win this weekend. But the moment you let up, you start to give them that confidence that they have the upper hand.  Continue to belittle our little in-state brother and remind those pups to the North that they are insignificant in the football world. Chip Kelly never stops coaching his team up, so we should never stop trying to bring other team’s fans down. 
4. Wear your Ducks gear: First off, you better have more than one Duck shirt, so “I don’t have to have to re-wash it” is not an excuse. Plus we need to remind everyone who is #2 in the country and #1 in our state and conference. Kenny Rowe will be wearing his Ducks gear this week, so why shouldn’t you.

Achieving the goals that the Ducks set forth each year is never an easy task. The least we can do is to do our part to make sure that we are at the top of our game, while our boys continue to work to stay at the top of theirs.

Go Ducks.