Binge Drinking, Hot Babes and Ducks Football go together better than anything. Put together your three most complimentary ingredients in the recipe for success.
One Beer. One Babe. One Duck.
I'll start.
Beer: Westvleteren Abt. 12 - This Belgian brew flies very much under the radar. This beer is only available AT the monastery in Belgium, and has the smallest output of any of the Trappist Breweries. That said, it is fantastic tasting, and it packs a 10+ ABV punch...
Babe: Melissa Theuriau - This French reporter lacks the celebrity of many other babes, however it's not hard to appreciate what she contributes to the news desk. She is a legend among her smaller circle of admirers, but when exposed to a larger audience, nobody can deny her quality...
Duck: Boseko Lokombo - This Duck LB was born in the Democratic Republic of Congo, raised in Montreal and Vancouver BC, studied abroad in Eugene as a HS Junior, and now wreaks havoc on opposing defenses. Because he is a backup, he has yet to be lauded as the stud he is. Like Theuriau, this internationalist speaks French, and like Westvleteren Abt. 12, he brings the stealthy hammer.
The connection: International. Underrated. Incredible.
Go Ducks.
LET THE COMMENTS BEGIN!!!
Well there's clearly nothing to disagree with on my end. It's halftime at the Ohio State game and this was educational, exciting, & stimulating to my travel memory and cock.
ReplyDeleteBeer, Babe, Duck. What's your (#1 in the country) combo Sam?
ReplyDeleteI was trying to keep in clean, but as soon as 'cock' is used in the comments section, I guess it's fair game to mention that Google Images doesn't hold back the naked pics of Melissa Theurieau...
ReplyDeleteThat shot of her would be a lot sexier if she was talking about real 'football.' I don't know what that other shit is.
ReplyDeleteShe can talk about anything she wants.
ReplyDelete